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#1 Jmj/David/Me

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 05:14 AM

like im going to do this

email i was just sent :




HELLO,
I work as an accountant with The Standard Chartered
Bank (UK) Overseas Office. While conducting internal
audit on a recent trip to the Bank offices in
Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, an African nation, I came across a
dormant account with a hefty balance. The said balance
was opened a few decades ago. After diligent research,
it turns out that the owner of the account is deceased
and the beneficiary under his will is a bankrupt
charity. If no person comes forward to make a claim
for the money, it would revert back to the State and
the bank would just conveniently convert it to its
coffers.
All attempts to get a living relative have not been
successful and by April nothing could be done anymore
in this regards as it would have been over 18 years of
no one coming forward. All the money in the account
£14,182,000.00 (Fourteen million, Two Hundred Thousand
British Pounds) which is approximately $21,818,462.00
(Twenty-one Million, Eight hundred and Eighteen
Thousand Four hundred and Sixty-two US Dollars) would
revert to the State.
I have spoken at great lengths with the solicitor, who
drafted the will, and the Executor of the Deceasedís
Estate. We are looking for someone whose company/name
or rather someone with a bank account that can receive
this money. You would be made the "beneficiary" under
the terms of the will. After all the necessary
documentations, attestations and legal formalities,
that sum would be paid to you as the entitled
beneficiary and you in turn would take your agreed
percentage and assign the rest to us.
Due to the nature of the transaction and the large sum
involved, you will be required to sign a separate
agreement with us, basically to the effect that you
would only take your agreed share, which would be 30%
and transfer the balance (after taxes and expenses) to
us upon receipt of the said funds. Needless to say, in
the course of this transaction, everything must be
done in absolute trust and confidentiality.
I can be reached at pwallace1600@yahoo.com
if I do not hear from you within the week, I would
have to look for someone else as time is of the
essence if we are to make a success of this.

I look forward to hearing from you.
Mr Peter Wallace

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 06:48 AM

our info-account is flooded with these daily..... <_<

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 10:03 AM

I remember getting actual letters about this at my old job..It was strange..
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#4 Jmj/David/Me

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 10:33 AM

i used to get actual letters too ... from a boy in Ghana :blink: after cash ! cheeky bugger but who'd have thought a boy in Ghana would have a U.S based paypal account :angry:

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 11:20 AM

just don't open that crap.

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 11:35 AM

i keep getting mails from Young Christian Hearts that invite me to date young christians from my area

i'm tempted
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Posted 31 March 2005 - 12:21 PM

scam the scammers!

especially this one :D

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 12:23 PM

i keep getting mails from Young Christian Hearts that invite me to date young christians from my area

i'm tempted

be strong my child - she who resists temptation in this life will be rewarded with oral sex from st peter himself in the next.

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Posted 31 March 2005 - 04:14 PM

some little kids got on the bus the other day and started asking everyone on it if they'd care to buy a candy bar. then they asked for "a donation" when EVERYBODY said no. they never elaborated on what we would donate to. it was weird. just a bunch of little kids and a bunch more chocolate... no parents, no explanation.

this is only partially related to the topic, but i dont care.

#10 john smith

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 07:12 AM

scam the scammers!

especially this one :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I want to thank the almighty God himself for the opportunity I have to be a member of this great church The Holy Church Of The Painted Breast.


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#11 Jmj/David/Me

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 07:42 AM

''i keep getting mails from Young Christian Hearts that invite me to date young christians from my area''

Damn me for being Catholic :blink:

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 08:07 AM

ohh my goodness DO IT!! that's a lot of money we could have a huge beck party and you could fly us all to L.A. and beck would come and we could have so much fun. ;)

(kidding)


I got a letter from "Washington mutual" saying that their accounts were hacked into and they just needed me to go to this web page and give them my SS# and bank account# to verify that my account is safe or some BS I CAN'T believe some people Fall for this!!

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 08:09 AM

''i keep getting mails from Young Christian Hearts that invite me to date young christians from my area''

Damn me for being Catholic :blink:

My sister met her (now husband) on a christian dating web page, but she paid to be a member so that may weed out some of the freaks.

#14 Jmj/David/Me

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 08:30 AM

''I got a letter from "Washington mutual" saying that their accounts were hacked into and they just needed me to go to this web page and give them my SS# and bank account# to verify that my account is safe or some BS I CAN'T believe some people Fall for this!! ''

I also get Paypal and Ebay ones EVERY day too

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Posted 04 April 2005 - 10:48 AM

some little kids got on the bus the other day and started asking everyone on it if they'd care to buy a candy bar. then they asked for "a donation" when EVERYBODY said no. they never elaborated on what we would donate to. it was weird. just a bunch of little kids and a bunch more chocolate... no parents, no explanation.

this is only partially related to the topic, but i dont care.

They buy the candy bulk at like Costco or something and then peddle it off..It's such bullshit..I always see those kids around town..They even come to my door sometimes!! :rolleyes:

Passat, that website is awesome..I can't believe how far some of these scammers will go..
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Posted 04 April 2005 - 03:00 PM

''I got a letter from "Washington mutual" saying that their accounts were hacked into and they just needed me to go to this web page and give them my SS# and bank account# to verify that my account is safe or some BS I CAN'T believe some people Fall for this!! ''

I also get Paypal and Ebay ones EVERY day too

Yeah, I have also been getting the pay pal letter I have recieved two of them. I guess some people really do fall for it, or they would not do it.




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