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[PsychoKinetic]

I just saw this commercial about some kind of liquor and the "host" was some black english guy named Tony something Claire. IT WAS SO COOL. Black english people just sound so...sophisticated.

That's an odd mix, black and english. You know what's another odd mix?

Black midget zombies.

I'm dead serious I saw one.

I went to go see a screening of Night of the Living Dead in Chicago hosted by none other than George Romero...I could have TOUCHED HIM WITH MY LITTLE HANDS AND BEEN GRACED BY HIS AMAZING GLORY but that would've been molestation. But anyway I was outside waiting to get inside when I happen to pass A BLACK MIDGET DRESSED UP AS A ZOMBIE. I looked at him - a glance - and the guy fucking flips out. He's like "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" First of all, you're a black midget zombie, what the hell do you think I'm looking at? And second, why are you so uptight, did Willy Wonka sexually harass you or something? God, take a chill pill, NO NOT THE BLUE ONE YOU'LL BECOME A BLUEBERRY MAN JUST LIKE THE GIRL! WOULD YOU LIKE A GOLDEN GOOSE EGG?!

[amylane]

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First of all, you're a black midget zombie, what the hell do you think I'm looking at?

hoooray

[PsychoKinetic]

amylane, on Apr 16 2005, 07:52 PM, said:

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First of all, you're a black midget zombie, what the hell do you think I'm looking at?

hoooray

pppppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty

[Candy with Strangers]

PsychoKinetic, on Apr 17 2005, 02:41 AM, said:

I went to go see a screening of Night of the Living Dead in Chicago hosted by none other than George Romero...I could have TOUCHED HIM WITH MY LITTLE HANDS AND BEEN GRACED BY HIS AMAZING GLORY

Just how little are your hands?

[PsychoKinetic]

Miss Candy Darling, on Apr 16 2005, 10:04 PM, said:

PsychoKinetic, on Apr 17 2005, 02:41 AM, said:

I went to go see a screening of Night of the Living Dead in Chicago hosted by none other than George Romero...I could have TOUCHED HIM WITH MY LITTLE HANDS AND BEEN GRACED BY HIS AMAZING GLORY

Just how little are your hands?

Not at all. Quite big actually.

[raphi]

woah. i feel ya.

[Fon House]

[QUOTE]Black English People Are So Cool [QUOTE]

This is a bit of a generalisation, the topic should really be SOME Black English People Are So Cool, you have to allow for the Richard Blackwood factor

[Jmj/David/Me]

harsh ! but also correct.

[Jmj/David/Me]

[raphi]

[Candy with Strangers]

[Manthing]

Black English people are cool, only in comparison to white English people...

[Manthing]

D'oh!.. I missed my chance of a 'Gimme Gimme Gimme' reference - I should have said "peeps", not "people"...   

[Fon House]