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#1 PsychoKinetic

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 07:41 PM

I just saw this commercial about some kind of liquor and the "host" was some black english guy named Tony something Claire. IT WAS SO COOL. Black english people just sound so...sophisticated.

That's an odd mix, black and english. You know what's another odd mix?

Black midget zombies.

I'm dead serious I saw one.

I went to go see a screening of Night of the Living Dead in Chicago hosted by none other than George Romero...I could have TOUCHED HIM WITH MY LITTLE HANDS AND BEEN GRACED BY HIS AMAZING GLORY but that would've been molestation. But anyway I was outside waiting to get inside when I happen to pass A BLACK MIDGET DRESSED UP AS A ZOMBIE. I looked at him - a glance - and the guy fucking flips out. He's like "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!" First of all, you're a black midget zombie, what the hell do you think I'm looking at? And second, why are you so uptight, did Willy Wonka sexually harass you or something? God, take a chill pill, NO NOT THE BLUE ONE YOU'LL BECOME A BLUEBERRY MAN JUST LIKE THE GIRL! WOULD YOU LIKE A GOLDEN GOOSE EGG?!

#2 amylane

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 07:52 PM

First of all, you're a black midget zombie, what the hell do you think I'm looking at?


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#3 PsychoKinetic

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 09:37 PM

First of all, you're a black midget zombie, what the hell do you think I'm looking at?


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Posted 16 April 2005 - 10:04 PM

I went to go see a screening of Night of the Living Dead in Chicago hosted by none other than George Romero...I could have TOUCHED HIM WITH MY LITTLE HANDS AND BEEN GRACED BY HIS AMAZING GLORY

:huh:

Just how little are your hands?

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#5 PsychoKinetic

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 11:38 PM

I went to go see a screening of Night of the Living Dead in Chicago hosted by none other than George Romero...I could have TOUCHED HIM WITH MY LITTLE HANDS AND BEEN GRACED BY HIS AMAZING GLORY

:huh:

Just how little are your hands?

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Not at all. Quite big actually.

#6 raphi

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Posted 17 April 2005 - 03:19 AM

woah. i feel ya.

#7 Fon House

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Posted 18 April 2005 - 12:09 PM

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[QUOTE]Black English People Are So Cool [QUOTE]

This is a bit of a generalisation, the topic should really be SOME Black English People Are So Cool, you have to allow for the Richard Blackwood factor

#8 Jmj/David/Me

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Posted 18 April 2005 - 12:46 PM

harsh ! but also correct.

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Posted 18 April 2005 - 01:27 PM

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 07:22 AM

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Posted 19 April 2005 - 10:56 PM

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 02:18 AM

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Black English people are cool, only in comparison to white English people... :ph34r:

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Posted 20 April 2005 - 02:20 AM

D'oh!.. I missed my chance of a 'Gimme Gimme Gimme' reference - I should have said "peeps", not "people"... :blink: :rolleyes:

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Posted 26 April 2005 - 01:47 PM

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