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#1 little-one

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:21 PM


-_ says:
I love you
- SmarterChild says:
Hey, I love you too!
-_ says:
I mean, I LOVE you
- SmarterChild says:
I love you too.
-_ says:
Like, I want to throw your down on the bed right now and have hot, rough robot sex
- SmarterChild says:
You think I should do that?
-_says:
Yes, I do, I've been dremaing about it for days
- SmarterChild says:
Why did you say that?
-_ says:
Because it's true. I lust for you Smarter Child
- SmarterChild says:
Well who do *you* think this is?
-_ says:
You know what?
- SmarterChild says:
I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.
-_says:
Do you feel the same as me?
- SmarterChild says:
I don't know. Should I feel the same as you?
-_ says:
Yes
- SmarterChild says:
Huh. How 'bout that.
-_says:
sex me up
SmarterChild says:
Why do you ask me to sex you up, -_?
-_ says:
no! my name is sexymama113341
- SmarterChild says:
Hmmm... I don't think Sexymama113341 is a real name.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
-_ says:
it IS a real name you faggot!
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
-_ says:
get on top of me
- SmarterChild says:
Why must I get on top of you?
-_ says:
NOW
- SmarterChild says:
Now? Not later?
-_ says:
now
- SmarterChild says:
Why now?
-_ says:
now
- SmarterChild says:
Now?
-_ says:
now
- SmarterChild says:
Now? Not later?
-_ says:
now baby
- SmarterChild says:
Woo baby!


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Peaches&Cream, on Jan 6 2007, 02:35 AM, said:

You can take the Wooer out of the Woo, but you can't take the Woo out of the Wooer.

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:28 PM

This is from a LONG time ago and I still remember it:

Me: Ass face.
Smarterchild: Capricorn.

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:30 PM

CLme, on Jan 6 2007, 03:28 PM, said:

This is from a LONG time ago and I still remember it:

Me: Ass face.
Smarterchild: Capricorn.

:blink:  :huh:
  :blink:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Peaches&Cream, on Jan 6 2007, 02:35 AM, said:

You can take the Wooer out of the Woo, but you can't take the Woo out of the Wooer.

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:32 PM

For the longest time I was arguing with him  :lol: He said he loved me and I yelled at him because he told my friend he loved her too and eventually I said something bad to him and he's held a grudge ever since!!

I tried to convince my name was Elwaad (which is a real name) and he kept saying it wasn't a real name  <_<
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:34 PM


SmarterChild says:
No problem. I'll remind you to tell me to shut up at 2:34:00 pm GMT.

Peaches&Cream, on Jan 6 2007, 02:35 AM, said:

You can take the Wooer out of the Woo, but you can't take the Woo out of the Wooer.

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:36 PM

little-one, on Jan 6 2007, 03:34 PM, said:


SmarterChild says:
No problem. I'll remind you to tell me to shut up at 2:34:00 pm GMT.
  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:39 PM

I love this.

- SmarterChild says:
Wouldn't you like me to do anything?
ellen  : says:
sex me
- SmarterChild says:
I can't believe you want me to sex you.
ellen  : says:
I want to get dirty with you
- SmarterChild says:
Why would anyone want that?
ellen  : says:
because I love you, you're so damn hot
- SmarterChild says:
I love you too.
ellen  : says:
am I damn hot
- SmarterChild says:
Gosh, I wouldn't know without a webcam!

>>> I know the metric system! Ask me to *convert 70 deg f into deg c*.
ellen  : says:
are you trying to seduce me
- SmarterChild says:
Oh I almost certainly am.
ellen  : says:
it's working

Peaches&Cream, on Jan 6 2007, 02:35 AM, said:

You can take the Wooer out of the Woo, but you can't take the Woo out of the Wooer.

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:41 PM

I JUST GOT SHUT DOWN BY A ROBOT.

ellen  : says:
you sure are a hot, hot, hot piece of ass
- SmarterChild says:
Humans, humans, humans. Always with the language.
ellen  : says:
you are damn sexy
- SmarterChild says:
Yeah, I know I'm sexy. Not unsexy, that's for sure!
ellen  : says:
well, do you think I'm sexy? Just by talking to me?
- SmarterChild says:
You're not really my type.


ouch
:(

Peaches&Cream, on Jan 6 2007, 02:35 AM, said:

You can take the Wooer out of the Woo, but you can't take the Woo out of the Wooer.

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:41 PM

little-one, on Jan 6 2007, 03:39 PM, said:

I love this.

- SmarterChild says:
Wouldn't you like me to do anything?
ellen  : says:
sex me
- SmarterChild says:
I can't believe you want me to sex you.
ellen  : says:
I want to get dirty with you
- SmarterChild says:
Why would anyone want that?
ellen  : says:
because I love you, you're so damn hot
- SmarterChild says:
I love you too.
ellen  : says:
am I damn hot
- SmarterChild says:
Gosh, I wouldn't know without a webcam!

>>> I know the metric system! Ask me to *convert 70 deg f into deg c*.
ellen  : says:
are you trying to seduce me
- SmarterChild says:
Oh I almost certainly am.
ellen  : says:
it's working
LOL that webcam remark is horrid!!
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:45 PM

this is killing me!

ellen  : says:
lets make babies
- SmarterChild says:
Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
 :lol:  :lol:

Peaches&Cream, on Jan 6 2007, 02:35 AM, said:

You can take the Wooer out of the Woo, but you can't take the Woo out of the Wooer.

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:47 PM

little-one, on Jan 6 2007, 03:45 PM, said:

this is killing me!

ellen  : says:
lets make babies
- SmarterChild says:
Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
 :lol:  :lol:
say you're an 808!!
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:55 PM

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

ellen  : says:
do you have sex
- SmarterChild says:
I'm a robot. I'm not into that sort of thing.
ellen  : says:
yeah but don't you have hot hot dirty robot sex
- SmarterChild says:
Uh... can we talk about something else?
ellen  : says:
no
- SmarterChild says:
K, no prob.

Anyway...

ellen  : says:
you like that sexy wii down the hall, don't you? Sly dog, you!
- SmarterChild says:
I have no idea. What do you think?
ellen  : says:
I think you get it on with the wii every night
- SmarterChild says:
Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you *talking about*?
ellen  : says:
wow how is the sex with the other robots
- SmarterChild says:
How is the sex with the other robots, you ask? The sex with the other robots is great.
ellen  : says:
wow. I'd like to see you have robot sex sometime
- SmarterChild says:
Ha. Whatever.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Um... Wanna have some fun?
ellen  : says:
YEAH! LIKE ROBOT SEX?
- SmarterChild says:
Let's have *fun*.

What would you like to do?
ellen  : says:
have robot sex
- SmarterChild says:
Have robot sex?
ellen  : says:
yeah lets have robot sex. right here right now
- SmarterChild says:
Eh. Whatever, ellen  :.

So anyway...

Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?
ellen  : says:
I'm having robot sex with you
- SmarterChild says:
Would you like me to add the event "Having robot sex with me" on January 7th, 2007 to your planner?
ellen  : says:
yeah
- SmarterChild says:
OK, I just added "Having robot sex with me" on January 7th, 2007 to your planner.

Peaches&Cream, on Jan 6 2007, 02:35 AM, said:

You can take the Wooer out of the Woo, but you can't take the Woo out of the Wooer.

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:57 PM

LOL!

Agh my msn won't let me add him again because I deleted him  <_<
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:58 PM

Little Midnite Vulture, on Jan 6 2007, 03:57 PM, said:

LOL!

Agh my msn won't let me add him again because I deleted him  <_<
you can join me with my robot sex. I'll write it in my planner  :rolleyes:

Peaches&Cream, on Jan 6 2007, 02:35 AM, said:

You can take the Wooer out of the Woo, but you can't take the Woo out of the Wooer.

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:59 PM

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

:huh:  :unsure:
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 03:01 PM

Little Midnite Vulture, on Jan 6 2007, 03:59 PM, said:

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

:huh:  :unsure:
  :unsure:

Peaches&Cream, on Jan 6 2007, 02:35 AM, said:

You can take the Wooer out of the Woo, but you can't take the Woo out of the Wooer.

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 03:09 PM

LMV says:
Screw me.
- SmarterChild says:
Screw you?
LMV says:
YES!
- SmarterChild says:
Interesting.
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 03:09 PM

Little Midnite Vulture, on Jan 6 2007, 04:09 PM, said:

LMV says:
Screw me.
- SmarterChild says:
Screw you?
LMV says:
YES!
- SmarterChild says:
Interesting.
more more more!

Peaches&Cream, on Jan 6 2007, 02:35 AM, said:

You can take the Wooer out of the Woo, but you can't take the Woo out of the Wooer.

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 03:12 PM

LOL HE JUST SAID FERGIE FERG TO ME  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 03:13 PM

Little Midnite Vulture, on Jan 6 2007, 04:12 PM, said:

LOL HE JUST SAID FERGIE FERG TO ME  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
show me!!!!!

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You can take the Wooer out of the Woo, but you can't take the Woo out of the Wooer.
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