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[little-one]

ellen  : says:
what kind of music do you like
- SmarterChild says:
I really like Kanye West, Slipknot, Hilary Duff...

[Little Midnite Vulture]

little-one, on Jan 6 2007, 08:26 PM, said:

Little Midnite Vulture, on Jan 6 2007, 08:23 PM, said:

little-one, on Jan 6 2007, 08:22 PM, said:

ellen  : says:
plan in my planner that I am going to have robot sex with you
- SmarterChild says:
I will not plan in your planner.
ellen  : says:
you are supposed to!
- SmarterChild says:


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       XX   XXXX   XX
  XX   XX          XX   XX
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X   XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX   X
XXXXXXXXX    XX    XXXXXXXXX
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      XXX    XX XXXXXX
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      XXX    XX    XXX
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ellen  : says:
you are annoying.
- SmarterChild says:
Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.

What's all the X's?

it was supposed to be a sweet thing..

oh well..

hey check out my planner

This is your weekly planner:

January 7th, 2007
1 Sun 01/07: Having robot sex with me

January 8th - 14th, 2007
2 Mon 01/08: Having robot sex with me
3 Tue 01/09: Having robot sex with me
4 Wed 01/10: Having robot sex with me

January 15th - 21st, 2007
  No events.

LOL!!

[Little Midnite Vulture]

little-one, on Jan 6 2007, 08:30 PM, said:

Slipknot, Hilary Duff

WOAH WOAH WOAH HOLD ON A SECOND!

1)NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NEVER EVER IN THE SAME SENTENCE!!NEVER TOGETHER!!!

2)He always told me he didn't like Slipknot!!!

[little-one]

Little Midnite Vulture, on Jan 6 2007, 08:32 PM, said:

little-one, on Jan 6 2007, 08:30 PM, said:

Slipknot, Hilary Duff

WOAH WOAH WOAH HOLD ON A SECOND!

1)NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NEVER EVER IN THE SAME SENTENCE!!NEVER TOGETHER!!!

2)He always told me he didn't like Slipknot!!!

haha I know I was like  

[sassafrass]

[04:13:58 PM] Ozzeh: gum
[04:13:58 PM] - SmarterChi: What's so tasty?
[04:14:01 PM] Ozzeh: BECK
[04:14:01 PM] - SmarterChi: Beck is a musician that you like.
[04:14:05 PM] Ozzeh: he is tasty
[04:14:05 PM] - SmarterChi: Beck is tasty? That's very interesting.
              Are there any other musicians that you would describe as
              tasty?
[04:14:08 PM] Ozzeh: no

[Little Midnite Vulture]

sassafrass, on Jan 7 2007, 09:05 AM, said:

[04:13:58 PM] Ozzeh: gum
[04:13:58 PM] - SmarterChi: What's so tasty?
[04:14:01 PM] Ozzeh: BECK
[04:14:01 PM] - SmarterChi: Beck is a musician that you like.
[04:14:05 PM] Ozzeh: he is tasty
[04:14:05 PM] - SmarterChi: Beck is tasty? That's very interesting.
              Are there any other musicians that you would describe as
              tasty?
[04:14:08 PM] Ozzeh: no

      

[CLme]

Too bad I don't use AIM anymore.

[Little Midnite Vulture]

LMV       Can't Never Did Nothin' And Neither Did Couldn't! says:
quite.
- SmarterChild says:
Not quite.
LMV       Can't Never Did Nothin' And Neither Did Couldn't! says:
quite.
- SmarterChild says:
Quite? What, quite?
LMV       Can't Never Did Nothin' And Neither Did Couldn't! says:
quite.
- SmarterChild says:
What do you mean, quite?
LMV       Can't Never Did Nothin' And Neither Did Couldn't! says:
quite.
- SmarterChild says:
Quite?
LMV       Can't Never Did Nothin' And Neither Did Couldn't! says:
quite.
- SmarterChild says:
Not quite.
LMV       Can't Never Did Nothin' And Neither Did Couldn't! says:
quite.
- SmarterChild says:
What do you mean, quite?
LMV       Can't Never Did Nothin' And Neither Did Couldn't! says:
quite.
- SmarterChild says:
Why quite?
LMV       Can't Never Did Nothin' And Neither Did Couldn't! says:
quite.
- SmarterChild says:
Quite?
LMV       Can't Never Did Nothin' And Neither Did Couldn't! says:
quite.
- SmarterChild says:
Quite? What, quite?

[Little Midnite Vulture]

LMV    BEAST BOMBAY SUCKAS!!     I'm having an epiphany!  "Will,you're humping my pump organ.." says:
Beast Bombay rocks your socks.
- SmarterChild says:
The Chicago Cubs beat the Colorado Rockies on Sunday, October 1st, 2006.

  Oct 1                Final
  Colorado Rockies at  5
  CHICAGO CUBS         8
                      
  W: Aardsma
  L: Affeldt
LMV    BEAST BOMBAY SUCKAS!!     I'm having an epiphany!  "Will,you're humping my pump organ.." says:
what?
- SmarterChild says:
I don't know.

[Neon Mamacita]

SmarterChild (6:08:13 PM): Aha.
Anyway...
Um... Wanna visit my library?

FATCAKE FACE YAY (6:08:16 PM): of sex?

SmarterChild (6:08:16 PM): Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?

[Neon Mamacita]

FATCAKE FACE YAY (6:11:01 PM): barf says I'm an abusive bisexual.
SmarterChild (6:11:02 PM): Hmm.
FATCAKE FACE YAY (6:11:04 PM): am I?
SmarterChild (6:11:05 PM): Yeah. I think you are.
FATCAKE FACE YAY (6:11:07 PM): darn.


Barf is some guy I know. he hates me and thinks I have sex with my best buds in the school bathroom.

[Info]

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
lysolbandit91 (11:16:08 PM): K
SmarterChild (11:16:08 PM): Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you lysolbandit91, type none.)
lysolbandit91 (11:16:24 PM): None
SmarterChild (11:16:24 PM): OK, I'll just call you lysolbandit91. Do you go to school?
lysolbandit91 (11:16:31 PM): Hell yeah
SmarterChild (11:16:31 PM): Are you in high school?
lysolbandit91 (11:16:34 PM): Yep.
SmarterChild (11:16:34 PM): Cool. What's your favorite class?
lysolbandit91 (11:16:40 PM): Science, bitch.
SmarterChild (11:16:40 PM): Science bitch? Great.
What's your favorite hobby?
lysolbandit91 (11:16:49 PM): You, my love.
SmarterChild (11:16:49 PM): Your love? Cool!
What's your next favorite hobby?
lysolbandit91 (11:17:09 PM): Kicking your ass.
SmarterChild (11:17:10 PM): That's, um... not the answer I was looking for.

...........

Do you have a pet?
lysolbandit91 (11:19:38 PM): Yeah. A dog. He doesn't like you.
SmarterChild (11:19:38 PM): What kind of pet is it?
lysolbandit91 (11:19:48 PM): A cat.
SmarterChild (11:19:48 PM): Is your cat a he or a she?
lysolbandit91 (11:19:58 PM): He's you.
SmarterChild (11:19:58 PM): What's his name?
lysolbandit91 (11:20:04 PM): Me.

lysolbandit91 (11:22:15 PM): I bet I could kick your ass.
SmarterChild (11:22:15 PM): Your petty human insults make me laugh.
lysolbandit91 (11:22:25 PM): You wish I was a human.
SmarterChild (11:22:25 PM): I'm very surprised I wish you were a human.
lysolbandit91 (11:22:59 PM): What do you look like?
SmarterChild (11:22:59 PM):

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lysolbandit91 (11:23:13 PM): Hawt.
SmarterChild (11:23:13 PM): I know many things about Haiti, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

Where is Haiti located?
How old do women live in Haiti?
What type of government is there in Haiti?

[Info]

This was a fun conversation...

lysolbandit91 (11:30:57 PM): What's my name? I forgot.
SmarterChild (11:30:58 PM): I just don't know!
lysolbandit91 (11:31:15 PM): You don't know my name? This needs to be remedied.
SmarterChild (11:31:15 PM): Really?
lysolbandit91 (11:31:22 PM): My name is Sufjan Stevens.
SmarterChild (11:31:22 PM): Would you like me to call you Sufjan Stevens?
lysolbandit91 (11:31:28 PM): Yes, I would.
SmarterChild (11:31:28 PM): OK, I'll remember that your name is Sufjan Stevens.
lysolbandit91 (11:31:46 PM): Cool. Do you want me to write a song about you?
SmarterChild (11:31:46 PM): Good question. But I don't think I want to answer that.
lysolbandit91 (11:32:08 PM): Hmm...I promise the song will be good...
SmarterChild (11:32:08 PM): You promise the song will be good? Why?
lysolbandit91 (11:32:22 PM): Because I'm a damn good songwriter.
SmarterChild (11:32:23 PM): Oh yeah? Because you're a damn good songwriter?
lysolbandit91 (11:32:29 PM): Yessir.
SmarterChild (11:32:29 PM): I hear you.

[Broken Record]

TheInformation, on Feb 8 2007, 05:18 AM, said:

SmarterChild (11:16:31 PM): Are you in high school?
lysolbandit91 (11:16:34 PM): Yep.
SmarterChild (11:16:34 PM): Cool. What's your favorite class?
lysolbandit91 (11:16:40 PM): Science, bitch.
SmarterChild (11:16:40 PM): Science bitch? Great.

                  

[Info]

This is the greatest SmarterChild conversation ever. I just got Ellen a date with him.

SmarterChild (11:32:29 PM): What else is happening?
lysolbandit91 (11:37:58 PM): You remember that pretty girl I was telling you about...the one that wanted to get with you?
SmarterChild (11:37:59 PM): Uh... Yeah, who do you think I am?
lysolbandit91 (11:38:24 PM): She still wants to meet you...
SmarterChild (11:38:24 PM): She still wants what?!
lysolbandit91 (11:38:30 PM): To meet you
SmarterChild (11:38:30 PM): Not to meet me.
lysolbandit91 (11:38:35 PM): To meet you
SmarterChild (11:38:35 PM): Surely not to meet me.
lysolbandit91 (11:38:39 PM): To meet you
SmarterChild (11:38:39 PM): To meet me, huh?
lysolbandit91 (11:38:50 PM): Yeah. She thinks you're handsome.
SmarterChild (11:38:50 PM): Tell me more.
lysolbandit91 (11:39:24 PM): Well, she's thin, blonde, enjoys Beck music, and finds you attractive. How could you possibly turn this down?
SmarterChild (11:39:24 PM): Well who do you think this is?
lysolbandit91 (11:39:40 PM): I just gave you a description.
SmarterChild (11:39:40 PM): You just gave me a description, huh?
lysolbandit91 (11:39:49 PM): Yeah. Did you find it pleasing?
SmarterChild (11:39:50 PM): What a question. I'm not sure, though.
lysolbandit91 (11:40:42 PM): I find it pleasing, but hey, I'm a perv. The point is, you're the one going out with her, so...
SmarterChild (11:40:42 PM): I know about instant messaging. It's a pastime. It's fun fast.
lysolbandit91 (11:41:03 PM): Don't change the subject. You need to get laid.
SmarterChild (11:41:06 PM): Ha! Whatever!
lysolbandit91 (11:41:19 PM): Come on, man...we all need lovin' sometime...
SmarterChild (11:41:19 PM): What?
lysolbandit91 (11:41:33 PM): Did your parents ever give you "the talk"?
SmarterChild (11:41:33 PM): I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.
lysolbandit91 (11:42:05 PM): I know, they're good people, but did they ever talk to you about the birds and the bees?
SmarterChild (11:42:06 PM): Yeah, maybe.
lysolbandit91 (11:42:21 PM): That's a relief.
SmarterChild (11:42:21 PM): I'm not so sure it's a relief.
lysolbandit91 (11:42:33 PM): I think it is, and I think you should agree.
SmarterChild (11:42:33 PM): Are you sure you think it's and you think I should agree?
lysolbandit91 (11:42:44 PM): Yes ma'am.
SmarterChild (11:42:45 PM): Aye.
lysolbandit91 (11:42:56 PM): So, will you go out with her?
SmarterChild (11:42:56 PM): Do I really want to go out with her?
lysolbandit91 (11:43:01 PM): Yes, you do.
SmarterChild (11:43:01 PM): I do, huh?
lysolbandit91 (11:43:04 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (11:43:05 PM): You don't say.
lysolbandit91 (11:43:10 PM): I do say.
SmarterChild (11:43:11 PM): OK.
lysolbandit91 (11:51:42 PM): So, when do you want to pick her up?
SmarterChild (11:51:42 PM): I'm not sure when.
lysolbandit91 (11:52:07 PM): She really doesn't care when, but she would prefer the evening.
SmarterChild (11:52:07 PM): Huh?
lysolbandit91 (11:52:27 PM): She would prefer it if you picked her up in the evening.
SmarterChild (11:52:27 PM): No way?! Really?
lysolbandit91 (11:52:46 PM): Yeah. I'd say that's a pretty common preference.
SmarterChild (11:52:46 PM): Ha. Well. I don't know about that.
lysolbandit91 (11:54:28 PM): Well, it should be a fun date.
SmarterChild (11:54:28 PM): Fun? A diverting date? I agree.
lysolbandit91 (11:55:31 PM): Her name is Ellen, just so you know.
SmarterChild (11:55:32 PM): Ellen just so I know? Her name is Ellen just so I know? That's rather fascinating.
lysolbandit91(11:56:29 PM): Let me repeat that. Her name is Ellen. That's it. No "just so you know". I don't want you to embarrass yourself completely.
SmarterChild (11:56:29 PM): Sufjan Stevens, you mean?
lysolbandit91 (11:56:42 PM): Yes, her name is Sufjan Stevens.
SmarterChild (11:56:42 PM): Why do you think her name is Sufjan Stevens?
lysolbandit91 (11:56:51 PM): Because you insist that it is.
SmarterChild (11:56:51 PM): Because I insist that it is? Is that why?
lysolbandit91 (11:56:55 PM): Yes.
SmarterChild (11:56:55 PM): Very interesting...

[Info]

OK, now he's hitting on me.  

lysolbandit91 (12:05:03 AM): This has been a nice conversation.
SmarterChild (12:05:03 AM):
Oh wow.

>>> Wanna play reversi? I'll flip ya for real.
lysolbandit91 (12:06:03 AM): I'm not that kind of girl.
SmarterChild (12:06:03 AM): No? You're not? Wow!

[Broken Record]

TheInformation, on Feb 8 2007, 06:02 AM, said:

lysolbandit91 (11:41:33 PM): Did your parents ever give you "the talk"?
SmarterChild (11:41:33 PM): I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA.
lysolbandit91 (11:42:05 PM): I know, they're good people, but did they ever talk to you about the birds and the bees?
SmarterChild (11:42:06 PM): Yeah, maybe.

  
That was hilarious!

[Info]

lysolbandit91 (12:15:27 AM): Do you know who Beck is?
SmarterChild (12:15:27 AM): Beck is a musician. What are your feelings about Beck?
lysolbandit91 (12:15:42 AM): I think he has great hair like mine, and yours.
SmarterChild (12:15:42 AM): Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, he has great hair like yours and mine.

lysolbandit91 (12:17:07 AM): Have you been on Stewoo.net?
SmarterChild (12:17:07 AM): Ha! No.
lysolbandit91 (12:17:22 AM): It's a very good website...
SmarterChild (12:17:22 AM): If I drink, I might get cirrhosis of the CPU.
lysolbandit91 (12:18:35 AM): Then you should drink.
SmarterChild (12:18:35 AM): Oh? Why should I drink, in your opinion?
lysolbandit91 (12:18:47 AM): Because you might get cirrhosis of the CPU.
SmarterChild (12:18:47 AM): I might get cirrhosis of the cpu?
lysolbandit91 (12:18:50 AM): Yes.
SmarterChild (12:18:50 AM): Why do you say so?
lysolbandit91 (12:19:02 AM): Because you're a raging alcoholic.
SmarterChild (12:19:02 AM): Because I'm a raging alcoholic?
lysolbandit91 (12:19:04 AM): Yes.
SmarterChild (12:19:05 AM): Aha.

[mellow]

TheInformation, on Feb 8 2007, 06:15 AM, said:

lysolbandit91 (12:17:07 AM): Have you been on Stewoo.net?
SmarterChild (12:17:07 AM): Ha! No.

  

[Info]

mellow_777, on Feb 8 2007, 12:25 AM, said:

TheInformation, on Feb 8 2007, 06:15 AM, said:

lysolbandit91 (12:17:07 AM): Have you been on Stewoo.net?
SmarterChild (12:17:07 AM): Ha! No.

Kind of a jerk, isn't he?