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#21 tangerine

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 08:47 PM

are all of these stories 100% true cross your heart, hope to die?
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#22 Little Midnite Vulture

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 08:49 PM

:lol:

So nova, where are you going to have sex next since you've already done forest?

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WE ARE STARVING, IMMEDIATELY SEND US ALL OF YOUR CANDY. HOW DARE YOU.

OURS,

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 09:03 PM

are all of these stories 100% true cross your heart, hope to die?


Yes. I really don't care if you don't believe me.

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 09:07 PM

:lol:

So nova, where are you going to have sex next since you've already done forest?


My boyfriend suggested we try a hotel next weekend cause we can't do it at either of our places. He's the guy I had the one night stand with, I know I posted about it here. We decided to date.

#25 tangerine

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Posted 10 June 2009 - 10:07 PM

are all of these stories 100% true cross your heart, hope to die?


Yes. I really don't care if you don't believe me.

I didn't say I didn't believe you, was just asking.
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Posted 11 June 2009 - 01:13 AM

Has anyone tried anal? I never have and I'm not planning on but just wondering.

Um cant count how many times lol

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 03:26 AM

worst thread ever.
Brumes et pluies.

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 03:42 AM

worst thread ever.

Hmmm and your reading it? -_-

#29 sasquatch was eating a burrito

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 06:47 AM

Has anyone tried anal? I never have and I'm not planning on but just wondering.

nope. gf aint into it. lol

Oh and I gave oral for the first time a few days ago. It tasted all salty and kinda gross. Penises are wierd.

i've never heard of a penis tasting salty. maybe he sprinkled something on to made it more interesting?

Has anyone tried anal? I never have and I'm not planning on but just wondering.

Um cant count how many times lol

lol. ^_^
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Posted 11 June 2009 - 07:13 AM

worst thread ever.

Hmmm and your reading it? -_-

causality :Tron:
Brumes et pluies.

#31 raphi

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 08:41 AM

"So, you're in a relationship with a woman you don't like, and you're having an affair with a woman who won't have sex with you."


my life is a Seinfeld episode.

Really? Is that all true for you, too??


YES.

(the relationship is over now... but I kinda miss the girl. she hates me now. she's the girl who stole my tattoo.)



AND
yes I've tried anal sex.

#32 Candy with Strangers

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 10:23 AM

"So, you're in a relationship with a woman you don't like, and you're having an affair with a woman who won't have sex with you."


my life is a Seinfeld episode.

Really? Is that all true for you, too??


YES.

(the relationship is over now... but I kinda miss the girl. she hates me now. she's the girl who stole my tattoo.

Did you break up over that?
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Posted 11 June 2009 - 11:50 AM

:D
no. she broke up with me. it's REALLY complicated, so I won't go into details.
I really miss her. Not least because she was HAWT as hell. sex on legs!

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 11:07 PM

:D
no. she broke up with me. it's REALLY complicated, so I won't go into details.
I really miss her. Not least because she was HAWT as hell. sex on legs!

But you didn't like her! :lol: Oh well...I guess you don't have to like somebody if they're sex on legs.
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 07:37 AM

well, we had a LOT of fun for a couple of weeks. but it was all façade I guess.
It wasn't only sex of course. she was probably the smartest girl I've ever met, and funny as hell.
almost too perfect. maybe that's what bothered me. I couldn't keep up with her.

anyway, this is getting way too deep for a sexuality thread.

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 02:43 PM

Urine is delicious...

#37 tangerine

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 03:16 PM

Urine is delicious...

I've never tried but I'm sure it's not.
and it's not sexy either.
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 04:00 PM

Urine is delicious...

I've never tried but I'm sure it's not.
and it's not sexy either.


Urine is the opposite of delicious. Don't ask me how I know :Puke:

#39 sasquatch was eating a burrito

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 05:57 PM

Urine is delicious...

I've never tried but I'm sure it's not.
and it's not sexy either.


Urine is the opposite of delicious. Don't ask me how I know :Puke:

how do you know?
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 06:48 PM

Urine is delicious...

I've never tried but I'm sure it's not.
and it's not sexy either.


Urine is the opposite of delicious. Don't ask me how I know :Puke:

how do you know?

oral sex mishap




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